i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like
well this is fucking stupid
Kids, I walked in on a lot of crazy stuff at the old apartment over the years.
Happy Birthday Patrick the Wombat!
Patrick, the world’s oldest living Wombat, turned 29 today. Patrick lives at the Ballarat Wildlife Park, not far out of Melbourne, if anyone wants to go see him.
Someone should go on a day trip with me.
where the FUCK ARE THEIR OSCARS?
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
potential spoilers but not really
Things that will make Guardians of the Galaxy more funny when you know the comic background:
- Groot is actually really smart and a prince. Due to his vocal cords being wood, he makes very high pitch noises and when he speaks all we can hear is, “I am Groot” Rocket on the other hand has very sensitive hearing and can actually understand him.
- The dog in the space suit is named Cosmo. He’s a telepath and becomes the leader of Knowhere