winter is coming

Isobel, 17, Australia. I like many things. Welcome to where I share my creepy obsession for those things.

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

(via whatwouldyoudoifiwasscandinavian)

princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

(via whatwouldyoudoifiwasscandinavian)

Brienne and Jaime: a summary.

(via msclaras)

(via timelordemort)

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

(via piranhannah)

  • straight white boy 1: hey bro what's up
  • straight white boy 2: my dick haha
  • straight white boy 1: haha
  • straight white boy 2: haha
  • straight white boy 1: haha

disarms:

mentioning school on the weekend is rude and unnecessary 

(via piranhannah)

seriousjones:

officers, i’m afraid you can’t arrest me for murder. when i murdered that guy, i was only doing it to highlight how ridiculous and wrong is to murder someone. it was actually quite anti-murder if you think about it. i understand how you might make that mistake, but next time i hope you don’t take my actions out of context :^)

(via piranhannah)

bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

(via piranhannah)

shadowstep-of-bast:

imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused

(via piranhannah)